Meme Time!

Herb and I are working on a story. Surprise? I was. =) I wrote a story, intended for here, and sent it to Herb for proofreading. I was having a bit of problems with the grammar, and asked him for opinion. He looked at the first couple of paragraphs, and made a few changes, and a few more, and its gone from okay to gooooood. It'll take some time to do the rest, I've never co-written a story before, its fun!!

I've got a huge dateline tomorrow, probably going to be writing 5000 words or more today, so haven't got anytime for a proper post. But I feel like posting, so here's a meme!!

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1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
My favourite is just before bedtime, so I can spend the rest of the night cuddling and snuggling. I love mornings too, when I'm barely awake, but that equates to less snuggling. Afternoons are good too, doesn't really bother me what time of the day we have sex, as long as we do! =)

2. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
I sleep on the left side of Master's bed when I'm at his place. On a single bed, I mostly sleep on the outside, because I need to wee in the middle of the night.

3. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Vegetables!

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes. It was due to food poisoning, not drinking.

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
Left

6. Candles or incense?
Candles, but only for short periods.. I don't like the scent too strong.

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
Sometimes.

8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
No.

9. Stove top cooking or microwave?
Stove. And gas stove please if possible, I don't like flat stoves that much!

10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
Neither. If I had to choose, I'd choose house. House is easier to clean than car.

11. Shower or bath?
Shower. There wasn't a bath in my parents' house, it was bucket showers or nothing. I used to think baths were gross, but recently I've enjoyed having joined baths with Herb, though I have the strange habit of rinsing off with a shower after the bath.

12. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes.

13. Mexican or Chinese food?
Chinese.

14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive please!

15. Do you own sex toys?
Only one for now.

16. Corn dogs or hot dogs?
Whats the difference? I think this is an American thing... and as I've never been to America... I can't say!

17. Your favorite restaurant?
I like Bella Italia and Wagamama. I know they're chains, but I hardly eat out and when I do, I go to them because the prices are okay on my student budget.

18. What did you have for lunch today?
I just had breakfast, which was coffee and welsh cakes. Lunch is going to be brown rice, with a celery, cabbage & soy-chicken in fermented black beans stir fry.

19. When did you last fall down?
I tripped on the way back from uni a couple of days ago. Didn't fall, but it did make my ankle twinge a little

20. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
Yes, some politicians. =P

21. Love or money?
Love.

22. Credit cards or cash?
Cash or debit cards. Credit is baaaaaaad.

23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t?
No.

24. Oreos or vanilla wafers?
Oreos - again, I suspect this is an american thing, I'm not too sure what vanilla wafers are.

25. How do you like your steak cooked?
Medium rare.

26. How do you like your eggs cooked?
I like bull's eye, with soy sauce and pepper.

27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
Not a real fight no.. In an aikido dojo, yea - but only because they let me.

28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
Camping, in a tropical rainforest if possible.

29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
Minor surgery. I hate dentists.

30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Yes, but only if Master allows it. I don't think He'd like me shaving my head very much.

31. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
Lice, less invasive and damaging than an STD

32. What’s your favorite hard candy?
I don't like hard candy, give me chocolate! Or Harribos.

33. Ever been to a strip club?
No.

34. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.

35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.

36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.

37. Kissed someone of the same sex?
No.

38. Had sex in the car?
No.

39. Had sex at the beach?
No.

40. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.

41. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
Online ones count?

43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Maybe.

44. Have you been caught having sex?
No.

45. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
No.

46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you?
No.